In a shocking revelation, Tiger Woods today admitted that he does indeed enjoy having sex with ridiculously hot women. “I know this will come as a surprise to some,” he said in a prepared statement, “but I have over a billion dollars to my name, I’m one of the best athletes ever to play my sport, and I’ve even got a pretty tight bod. All of this means that really, I mean like REALLY fucking hot chicks, try to bone me pretty much every second of every day.
Tiger Woods Allegedly Likes to Have Sex
Tiger Woods Allegedly Likes to Have Sex
Tiger Woods Allegedly Likes to Have Sex
In a shocking revelation, Tiger Woods today admitted that he does indeed enjoy having sex with ridiculously hot women. “I know this will come as a surprise to some,” he said in a prepared statement, “but I have over a billion dollars to my name, I’m one of the best athletes ever to play my sport, and I’ve even got a pretty tight bod. All of this means that really, I mean like REALLY fucking hot chicks, try to bone me pretty much every second of every day.
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