Tiger Woods Allegedly Likes to Have Sex

In a shocking revelation, Tiger Woods today admitted that he does indeed enjoy having sex with ridiculously hot women. “I know this will come as a surprise to some,” he said in a prepared statement, “but I have over a billion dollars to my name, I’m one of the best athletes ever to play my sport, and I’ve even got a pretty tight bod. All of this means that really, I mean like REALLY fucking hot chicks, try to bone me pretty much every second of every day.

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