Reintroducing Sporting Hipster
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We’re writing you a quick note to let you know that Sporting Hipster is relaunching with a new approach. Moving forward, we’ll be publishing sports-based satire. Think of it like The Onion, but only for sports.
It will be absurd, probably include NSFW language, and generally not for for everyone. Below is an example of what we mean:
Jar-Jar Binks Named Head Coach of Cleveland Browns
CLEVELAND — Just when it seemed the Cleveland Browns might never find a good candidate to take on head coaching duties for this troubled franchise, Jimmy and Dee Haslam called a surprise press conference this afternoon to announce they’d found a candidate — and not one anyone had expected.
Yep.
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