N.B.A. Warns of Rising Billups Pandemic

N.B.A. officials held a press conference this afternoon, warning that the chances of rising numbers in the ongoing Chauncey Billups pandemic are likely to continue tonight in Game 4 of the Western Conference playoff series. “While we don’t have all the stats yet, initial indications show that this may indeed be the next Billups pandemic, which as we all know was inevitable,” David Stern said in a press conference held earlier today.

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