LeBron James to Be Named President of…

In a move that has been called “not suprising in the least,” authorities from several galaxies and constellation clusters have announced that LeBron James will indeed be named the next President of the Universe. “We believe that James’ ability to distribute the ball, score at will, and his impressive work ethic will play out well in the realm of intergalactic politics,” Xelgon, King of Gormak stated in a press conference Monday morning. “Oh man, I totally can’t wait to meet him,” he added with a clear look of glee.

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