Clemens Refuses to Admit He Was the One that…

In a statement released through his agent, Roger Clemens is still denying that he was indeed the one that took the last muffin, the one he promised his wife she would get. This despite reports that he will have to face possible couch time and will perhaps even be required to replace the muffin with a fresh one from the muffin place down the street.

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