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After the strange and somewhat violent ending to the Denver Nuggets vs. Miami Heat game on November 8, turns out the whole thing was just a big misunde…
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Parkay Courts’ (it’s the same band you dummy!) debut, ‘Light Up Gold,’ brought an immediacy and “we don’t give a fuck, we’re playing what we want” atti…
ARLINGTON, TX — The state of Texas had mixed emotions following last night’s 20-17 overtime defeat of the Dallas Cowboys by Washington. Colt McCoy, who…
FOXBORO, MA — Tom Brady refused to speak with reporters following the New England Patriots’ 27-25 win over the New York Jets last night, for fear that …
The following is a very special editorial from the staff of Sporting Hipster. Following Adrian Peterson’s statement that he never intended to hurt his …
BALTIMORE — In the wake of the news that the Baltimore Ravens had cut Ray Rice, followed by an “indefinite” suspension from the NFL, scientists across …
Millions of a men, and approximately 15 women, are gearing up for the annual ritual known as the “Fantasy Football Draft.” The research is never done –…
DENVER, CO — Wes Welker is known for being prone to concussions, but this afternoon that was taken to a whole new level. “I just kept telling myself, ‘…
DENVER — There was a scare at Denver Broncos training camp this week when Peyton Manning was sacked viciously. But it wasn’t DeMarcus Ware or Von Mille…
LAS VEGAS – Derrick Rose has played in just 49 games in the last three seasons. This week he’s working out with fellow elite players for the first time…