Archive - Sporting Hipster

Inspired by Tom Brady, John Madden un-retires as a zombie

In an eerie Instagram post from beyond the grave, John Madden seemed to announce that he, like the recently un-retired Tom Brady, just wasn’t done with…

Mar 15, 2022 •

Seattle Seahawks throw a bunch of fresh fish into Denver deal because why the hell not

In one of the biggest deals in NFL history that will reshape the power rankings in the NFL for years to come, the Denver Broncos have agreed to exchange…

Mar 9, 2022 •

December 2021

Tiger Woods unsure if he'll compete in golf again, but still confident he can cheat on his girlfriend with multiple women

There's a silver lining to everything.

Dec 2, 2021 •

November 2021

Davante Adams now questioning if Rodgers actually liked his poetry

“He told me it was really good. He even compared it to John Ashbery with notes of E.E. Cummings sprinkled in and said he enjoyed both my word choices as…

Nov 10, 2021 •

Turns out Markieff Morris wast just mad Jokic wouldn't use "Mar-kiefer Sutherland" nickname

After the strange and somewhat violent ending to the Denver Nuggets vs. Miami Heat game on November 8, turns out the whole thing was just a big…

Nov 9, 2021 •

August 2021

All the best, most up to date, fake sports news you need in your life.

What’s better than having all of the most up-to-date sports news and live scores? Getting the fakest news that truly has nothing to do with anything…

Aug 25, 2021 •

October 2014

Colt McCoy Makes List of Top 10 Washington Quarterbacks This Year

ARLINGTON, TX — The state of Texas had mixed emotions following last night’s 20-17 overtime defeat of the Dallas Cowboys by Washington. Colt McCoy, who…

Oct 28, 2014 •

Tom Brady Avoiding Hearing About Outcome of Game Until He Can Watch it on DVR

FOXBORO, MA — Tom Brady refused to speak with reporters following the New England Patriots’ 27-25 win over the New York Jets last night, for fear that…

Oct 17, 2014 •

September 2014

Editorial: Just Because We Shot You in the Face Doesn’t Mean We Meant to Hurt You

The following is a very special editorial from the staff of Sporting Hipster. Following Adrian Peterson’s statement that he never intended to hurt his…

Sep 15, 2014 •

Release of Ray Rice Video Changes The Past

BALTIMORE — In the wake of the news that the Baltimore Ravens had cut Ray Rice, followed by an “indefinite” suspension from the NFL, scientists across…

Sep 8, 2014 •

Fantasy Football: Top Five Quarterbacks to Draft

Millions of a men, and approximately 15 women, are gearing up for the annual ritual known as the “Fantasy Football Draft.” The research is never done …

Sep 3, 2014 •

August 2014

Wes Welker Gets Concussion Thinking About Dinner

DENVER, CO — Wes Welker is known for being prone to concussions, but this afternoon that was taken to a whole new level. “I just kept telling myself…

Aug 25, 2014 •

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