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Inspired by Tom Brady, John Madden un-retires as a zombie
In an eerie Instagram post from beyond the grave, John Madden seemed to announce that he, like the recently un-retired Tom Brady, just wasn’t done with…
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James Kerley
Seattle Seahawks throw a bunch of fresh fish into Denver deal because why the hell not
In one of the biggest deals in NFL history that will reshape the power rankings in the NFL for years to come, the Denver Broncos have agreed to exchange…
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James Kerley
December 2021
Tiger Woods unsure if he'll compete in golf again, but still confident he can cheat on his girlfriend with multiple women
There's a silver lining to everything.
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James Kerley
November 2021
Davante Adams now questioning if Rodgers actually liked his poetry
“He told me it was really good. He even compared it to John Ashbery with notes of E.E. Cummings sprinkled in and said he enjoyed both my word choices as…
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James Kerley
Turns out Markieff Morris wast just mad Jokic wouldn't use "Mar-kiefer Sutherland" nickname
After the strange and somewhat violent ending to the Denver Nuggets vs. Miami Heat game on November 8, turns out the whole thing was just a big…
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James Kerley
August 2021
All the best, most up to date, fake sports news you need in your life.
What’s better than having all of the most up-to-date sports news and live scores? Getting the fakest news that truly has nothing to do with anything…
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James Kerley
October 2014
Colt McCoy Makes List of Top 10 Washington Quarterbacks This Year
ARLINGTON, TX — The state of Texas had mixed emotions following last night’s 20-17 overtime defeat of the Dallas Cowboys by Washington. Colt McCoy, who…
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James Kerley
Tom Brady Avoiding Hearing About Outcome of Game Until He Can Watch it on DVR
FOXBORO, MA — Tom Brady refused to speak with reporters following the New England Patriots’ 27-25 win over the New York Jets last night, for fear that…
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James Kerley
September 2014
Editorial: Just Because We Shot You in the Face Doesn’t Mean We Meant to Hurt You
The following is a very special editorial from the staff of Sporting Hipster. Following Adrian Peterson’s statement that he never intended to hurt his…
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James Kerley
Release of Ray Rice Video Changes The Past
BALTIMORE — In the wake of the news that the Baltimore Ravens had cut Ray Rice, followed by an “indefinite” suspension from the NFL, scientists across…
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James Kerley
Fantasy Football: Top Five Quarterbacks to Draft
Millions of a men, and approximately 15 women, are gearing up for the annual ritual known as the “Fantasy Football Draft.” The research is never done …
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James Kerley
August 2014
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