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A message from our founder

Why good day, young gents and ladies!

Picture this: The year is 1692. The place? The original colonies that you now know as the United States.

It was here that I, John B. Sporting, first had the idea to create my own publication. A publication, I vowed, that like the people of Jamestown and Philadelphia would one day be free of tyranny! In this case, the tyranny of the sports editor from my local news-paper, who told me that I was only allowed to write the truth and couldn’t simply make up whatever popped into my head.

Balderdash!

So it was I began to build my media empire. Through the wonders of science, I’m still around and am flabbergasted and awestruck by today’s technology. As Sporting Hipster enters a digital age, I am enjoying retirement. But I thank you, reader, for your patronage.

Huzzah!

Sincerely,

John B Sporting, Founder of Sporting Hipster

(Yes, it’s satire.)