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Red Sox Fans: “We don’t care, fuck you!”
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Red Sox Fans: “We don’t care, fuck you!”

Sporting Hipster
Jul 31, 2009
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A recent report links Manny Ramirez and David Ortiz to a positive steroid test in 2003, just a year before the Red Sox won the World Series.

In response to the report, most of the city of Boston has reacted with a unanimous, “fuck you.”

“We won the fucking World Series, bitches. I could give a fuck about how we got it. Fuck yeah!” Mildred Patterson, an 87-year-old retired school teacher said.

Sentiments were similar across all of Red Sox nation, with one self-proclaimed “Official Red Sox Bar” in Duluth, MN, placing a sign in the window saying, “no whiny bitch ass reporters allowed.”

In a related story, Manny Ramirez remembered he does indeed have remnants of testicles.

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