Red Sox Fans: “We don’t care, fuck you!”

A recent report links Manny Ramirez and David Ortiz to a positive steroid test in 2003, just a year before the Red Sox won the World Series. In response to the report, most of the city of Boston has reacted with a unanimous, “fuck you.” “We won the fucking World Series, bitches. I could give a fuck about how we got it. Fuck yeah!” Mildred Patterson, an 87-year-old retired school teacher said.

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