Michael Crabtree’s Cousin Won’t Take Hint to Leave

Michael Crabtree’s cousin and adviser recently announced that Crabtree is prepared to sit this year out if the 49ers are unable to offer him a high enough salary, despite assurances from his agent that no such threat exists.

Just hours after his controversial statement Crabtree’s cousin, David Wells, also would not take a hint from Crabtree and others that it was time to leave the football player’s home. After a light lunch and conversation, Wells would not leave even after Crabtree told him, “Welp, looks like it’s about time to mow my lawn.”

Wells allegedly responded with, “that’s cool man, I’ll just hang here and watch some Game Show Network til’ you’re done.”

As of press time Wells was reportedly raiding the fridge for Crabtree’s leftover hot wings.