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Five Hip Christmas Songs to Enjoy By the Ironic Fire (Videos Included)

I Just Remembered that Captain Eo Exists, and It’s Awesome (Video)

Peyton Manning Delivers Child on Sideline

Tiger Woods Linked to Satan, Sarah Palin, God Killing Puppies

Top 3 Awesomely Ridiculous Websites You Should Visit

Tiger Woods Allegedly Likes to Have Sex

Latest Hipster Trend: Ironic Running Shorts

Josh McDaniels, Jay Cutler, Kyle Orton Off-Season Drama Referenced for One-Billionth Time on Monday Night Football

Big Baby Wants to Play in NFL, Manage Video Rental Store

Yankees Calling it Quits: “27 is plenty,” says Steinbrenner

City of Philadelphia Officially Replaces all F’s with PH’s

Tim Donaghy: “I’ll Bet You I Don’t Go to Jail Again”

Phillies Fans Questioning Charlie Manuel’s Decision to Pitch Don Rickles

Dealing With Diarrhea at Work in Five Easy Steps

3 Fucked Up Things Atheletes Did and Got Away With

Plaxico Burress Pleads Guilty to Having Commonly Misspelled Name

Brett Favre Changes Mind 600 Times While Ordering Lunch

2009 PGA Championship Preview: Balls and Shit

Rick Pitino: 2009 Sporting Hipster of the Year Candidate

Ernie Banks Ready to Enter “Isn’t He Dead?” Phase

Anderson Silva Knocks Out Random Stranger Simply By Looking at Her

USA Today Coaches Poll Released: Clearwater Creek Community College Fails to Break in Yet Again

Michael Crabtree’s Cousin Won’t Take Hint to Leave

Twitter Outage Causing People to Type More than 140 Characters About Twitter Outage

Prince Fielder on Video: “I was just going to borrow some napkins.”

Albert Pujols Eats Fifth Grand Slam in a Row

Tiger Woods on Alleged Fart: “It Was Actually a Shart”

Red Sox Fans: “We don’t care, fuck you!”

Michael Jackson “Eerily” Playing More Often on iPod

MLB All-Star Break: Yep, Pretty Fucking Boring

Lance Armstrong Rides 100 Miles on TDF Rest Day, “Because Pain Never Rests”

In Tribute to Michael Jackson, Athletes Perform Unison Crotch Grab

Quote O’ the Day

George Karl Gaurantees a Win

Kobe Bryant’s Game 5 Strategy: More Nostril Breathing

Top 5 Songs by Athletes

Operation GJTSANPICC Now Underway

The Stash

Phil Jackson gives advice, perplexes Lakers

Ron Artest is Awesome

Ancient Porn

Wow. Just…wow.

Manny on PED Bust: “Doesn’t everyone stick themselves with needles without knowing what’s in them?”:

Ron Artest: “We Used to Commit Mass Murder on the Court in My Neighborhood”

Yao Ming to Kobe Bryant – “I’m Waaaay Fucking Taller Than You!”

LeBron James to Be Named President of Universe

N.B.A. Warns of Rising Billups Pandemic

New Sporting Hipster of the Year Candidate: Swine Flu

Mark Sanchez Being Considered by Broncos – Really?

Hip Check 4/23

Jay Cutler Traded for Kyle Orton, Draft Picks

Cutler: “I didn’t know that if I did stuff, stuff happens”

Bowlen to Cutler: You’re Out; Jay Cutler to Be First Official Hipster Sportsman of the Year Nominee

Weekend Recap

Sweet 16 Roundup and Preview

Very Quick Hip Check, 3/26

Did UConn Violate Recruitment Rules with Nate Miles?

Short Hip Check 3/25

Login and Comments Now Enabled

Don’t Complain About the 2009 Sweet 16

Morning Hip Check 3/24

A Short Rundown of the 2009 NCAA Basketball Tournament Post-Vegas

Hip Final Four Picks and Bracket Busters

Hip Check 3/18

The Effect of Twitter on Sports

2009 NCAA Basketball Tourney Starts Tonight

Morning Hip Check 3/16

Jay Cutler Needs to Stop Being a Hipster