Webster announces plans to place Harold Camping’s picture next to word “fucktarded”

Webster, the publisher of the most used and respected English language dictionary, today announced that it will be proud to feature Harold Camping’s image next to the addition of the word “fucktarded” in the 2012 edition.

“Many people think the old saying of having a picture of someone next to a word in the dictionary to illustrate its meaning is a myth. To them I say, ‘shut up,'” said John Joseph Webster, great great grandson of Dictionary Webster, the inventor of the dictionary.

Other candidates included Charlie Sheen, Donald Trump, and you, you fucktard.