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Turns out Markieff Morris wast just mad Jokic wouldn't use "Mar-kiefer Sutherland" nickname

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Turns out Markieff Morris wast just mad Jokic wouldn't use "Mar-kiefer Sutherland" nickname

James Kerley
Nov 9, 2021
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After the strange and somewhat violent ending to the Denver Nuggets vs. Miami Heat game on November 8, turns out the whole thing was just a big misunderstanding.

“I’m not tryin’ to brag, but Kieffer was tight as hell in The Lost Boys, and we almost have the exact same name,” Morris mused in the post-game press conference. “I very politely asked Nikola to call me Mar-kieffer, and when he didn’t, what can I say? I just lost control, and honestly I think most of America will understand that.”

“Fuck Kieffer Sutherland,” Jokic responded in an exclusive email to Sporting Hipster. “That TV show, 24, is bullshit. There’s no way all that shit happens in 24 hours. Fuck that.”

Kieffer Sutherland was unavailable for comment, but most historians do agree that he was tight as hell in The Lost Boys.

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