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Tebow Saves Underpriviledged Kittens While Performing Emergency Open Heart Surgery
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Tebow Saves Underpriviledged Kittens While Performing Emergency Open Heart Surgery

Sporting Hipster
May 7, 2010
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On His way to hand out candy at a local children’s hospital, Tim Tebow was frantically flagged down in downtown Denver this morning.

“This man is having a heart attack!” A citizen screamed.

Without thinking The Tebow demanded a napkin, safety pin, and tire iron.

“There’s little time!” He said.

As He worked on the patient, He quickly discovered the blockage — a group of small, underprivileged kittens that just needed a little help.

Other feats The Tebow has performed since arriving in Denver:

-Magically transformed bowl of oatmeal into the souls of aborted fetuses

-C’mon, how can you top that. I mean, fuck man. Shit.

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