Dear Paul Shirley, the dick that wrote the anti-haiti blog post,
You are a dick.
I’m not talking about like a slightly stinky, uncircumsized kind. I’m thinking more the bloody, puss-filled diseased impotent kind. Yeah, that’s it. You’re like a syphilus filled, shrinking penis of an old alcoholic Nazi.
Many supporters of Mr. Shirley have pointed out that he has a right to say whatever he wants. That’s true, it is America after all. And that’s the same reason I can say that Paul Shirley is no better than the anal discharge from his grandmother’s rotting asshole.
Congratulations, Mr. Shirley, you’ve successfully ruined your professional and personal life. And you’ve earned the first Sports Hipster of the year nomination for 2010!