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Seattle Seahawks throw a bunch of fresh fish into Denver deal because why the hell not

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Seattle Seahawks throw a bunch of fresh fish into Denver deal because why the hell not

James Kerley
Mar 9, 2022
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Seattle Seahawks throw a bunch of fresh fish into Denver deal because why the hell not

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In one of the biggest deals in NFL history that will reshape the power rankings in the NFL for years to come, the Denver Broncos have agreed to exchange three players and a multitude of picks in exchange for veteran NFL quarterback Russel Wilson, as well as some freshly caught Sockeye Salmon, Black Cod, and Halibut.

“Fuck it,” Seattle General Manager John Schneider said as he shrugged his shoulders. “None of this shit makes sense to me anyways, why not throw in some of the coastal flavor of this bullshit city or whatever.”

The fresh fish will be stored until a new owner is found for the Broncos, at which time the owner will hold full rights to do whatever they desire with the fish.

“This is a great outcome for all sides,” explained Denver GM George Paton. “And we didn’t even have to dip into our store of Rocky Mountain Oysters to get it done!”

And the Broncos still have cap room to sign some free agents or purchase as much fucking fresh Challah bread as you can imagine.

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