Plushenko failed in his attempt to win back-to-back gold medals last night, but he certainly succeeded at having the most ridiculous haircut on the planet.
“I’m sorry world, I don’t know what the fuck I was thinking,” Plushenko said after the medal ceremony. “I must have really looked like a big fat douche out there. I’ve been really, really drunk for the last 8 years. Fuck! I’m so sorry you guys.”