Phil Jackson gives advice, perplexes Lakers

Late in the 4th quarter of game 6 while trailing the Rockets, goatee yielding Phil Jackson gave the Lakers some advice on how they could improve their performance: “stop complaining to the refs and stop pouting.” In response, caveman Pau Gasol replied “Phil, I’ve pouted and complained so much this season, that my face is in the permi-pout position. It would take months of face training to be able to stop pouting.” Then suddenly, Sasha Vujacic and his 5 o’clock moustache shadow, exploded.