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Peyton Manning Delivers Child on Sideline
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Peyton Manning Delivers Child on Sideline

Sporting Hipster
Dec 18, 2009
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After completing an amazing comeback last night against the Jaguars, it seemed as if Peyton Manning couldn’t possibly do more on the field. However, Sporting Hipster has learned that Manning did a whole lot more than just win a football game last night.

In between plays in the fourth quarter on a critical drive, manning spotted a pregnant woman in distress.

“Judging by the way she was breathing, I could tell that her contractions were getting very close together — too close.”

Manning took the unprecedented move of demanding the woman be brought down to the sideline for an impromptu delivery.

“It was just like taking the football from under center – I stuck my hands in there, and out it came.”

Manning then spiked the infant into the ground in celebration.

It died minutes later from head trauma.

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