NLCS Preview: Jason Werth’s Mom Officially Hot

While it is a well known fact of science that Jason Werth not only looks like an Australian porn star, but sports one of the top 3 douchebag goatees in Major League Baseball, he’s bringing a new strategy to the 2009 NLCS – his hot mom.

Sources as young as 19 have described Werth’s mom as “doable,” and “totally, with a couple drinks I’d be all over that shit.”

Werth was unable to comment as he was busy masturbating to videos of himself hitting homeruns.