NIck Saban Praised for Ability to Injure…

Analysts across sports media are praising Nick Saban today, not only for his quick turnaround in Alabama, but for his amazing coaching ability to injure the opposing QB. “When I called that play, I told my players, ‘OK, run what we’ve been working on all week, where you hit the QB like normal, but you fuck up his arm.’ Then we fucking won. We FUCKING WON.” Saban said in a personal phone call to Sporting Hipster, made from his private beach, currently dubbed, “Saban’s BJ Heaven.”

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