Morning Hip Check 3/24

Here’s what’s chafing me today:

Lance Armstrong broke his collarbone: Damn dude, that sounds painful. Of course, the only thing that would make a Tour comeback win even more impressive would be him coming back from yet another major health problem.

Curt Shilling retires: Congratulations, your entire career will no forever be remembered for a sock.

The Canadiens might go up for sale: As long as they don’t leave Montreal, this probably won’t affect you in any meaningful way. The funny part – they claim it’s because of the economy. Right, because millions upon millions just don’t go as far as they used to.

St. Mary’s defeats Davidson in the NIT: Maybe that’s why St. Mary’s didn’t make it into the tourney, they wanted to see this match-up. It was great, two awesome players, but Paddy Mills managed to show up Curry by carrying his team to a victory. Still can’t help but wonder how far he could have taken them in the Big Dance. That dude is ridiculous.

McDaniels speaks out: He sent Jay Cutler a text message. I wonder what it said?

“lol, omg r u watch da march mad? bff”

The Nuggets can’t win: At least not in Phoenix. They were very close. Maybe Karl should have taken out all the players except for Anthony Carter.

That’s all for now, gotta get back to the grind.