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MLB All-Star Break: Yep, Pretty Fucking Boring
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MLB All-Star Break: Yep, Pretty Fucking Boring

Sporting Hipster
Jul 16, 2009
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In a game that consists mostly of standing around already, the MLB All-Star break has caused even more boredom among the resting players.

“I was going to go out and do some yardwork,” said veteran pitcher Randy Johnson, “but then I was like, you know what? Fuck it.”

Similar reports are coming in from across the country, as baseball stars everywhere have implemented strict couch laying regimens.

Manny Ramirez was trying to keep in playing shape with a 24 hour session of Street Fighter II, while Dustin Pedroia simply watched reruns of King of Queens.

Bud Selig was unavailable for comment as he has apparently been napping for well into a week now.

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