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Lance Armstrong says he’s finished – finished with paying high prices on home technology and accessories!
Lance Armstrong fought back tears as he talked to reporters after today’s Tour de France stage.
“I’m finished…” he said, then suddenly breaking into a large grin, “with paying more than I ever should for things like cell phone chargers, computer monitors, and basic electronic components!”
He excitedly pointed at his team Team Radioshack jersey as he listed the many items available at Radioshack stores across the country.
When asked about his current position in the Tour de France, he simply smiled and said, “Look at this remote control car I got for $19.99. $19.99! How bad ass is that? Man, it even does wheelies.”