Josh McDaniels orders chicken sandwich over bowl of chili, regrets it immediately

Josh McDaniels can’t seem to stop making bad decisions.

First, Peyton Hillis. Then, firing Mike Nolan. And now: lunch.

“The chili was on special, but I had already had some earlier in the week,” McD said tearfully at a press conference this afternoon.

The sophomore coach then went back and forth between the chili special and chicken sandwich, which “looked pretty good.” Sadly, the chicken was a bit dry, and McDaniels again regretted a major decision.

“There’s no plan to have him stop making catering decisions at this time,” Broncos’ owner Pat Bowlen said. “But I’ve spoken to Josh, and I let him know that he can’t keep making these poor culinary choices.”

The chili was unavailable for comment.