George Karl has done the unthinkable, guaranteeing a win in tonight’s Western Conference Finals game.

“I can promise you this, there will be a win tonight. In the game of basketball, one team generally defeats the other, and I’m gauranteeing that there will be a winning team in some capacity after tonight’s game.”

Many local bloggers have chastized the comments as “retarded”, but Karl stands by his statement. “It’s clearly stated in the rules that the team with more points wins, and that will happen tonight. I’m 99.9% sure of it.”