After Pat Bowlen’s decision to attempt to trade him, Jay Cutler told a reporter from FoxSports.com, “I didn’t want to get traded.”

To echo what every Denver native,every morning sports show, every non-Jay Cutler human being is saying to themselves right now: you could have f3cking fooled me.

You didn’t want to get traded…

If you were going to pull whatever it was you were doing, maybe you shouldn’t have done it with Pat Bowlen as your boss.