Big Baby Wants to Play in NFL, Manage Video Rental Store

Glen “Big Fat Ass Crying Baby” Davis, has made it public that he intends to someday play in the NFL. Despite being an All-American basketball player in college, and winning a championship with the Boston Celtics, Baby still has a passion for football. But beyond playing pro-sports, Davis has even higher aspirations.

“When I was in high-school, I worked part-time at the Video Stop, and I killed it. I could’ve been store manager, if I had wanted to.”

Glen still carries regrets about his decision to choose basketball over video store management.

“Everytime I go to blockbuster and my lady rents some Ryan Gosling shit, I look at the dude organizing family comedy DVDs, and I think – that could have been me.