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Big Baby Wants to Play in NFL, Manage Video Rental Store
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Big Baby Wants to Play in NFL, Manage Video Rental Store

Sporting Hipster
Nov 6, 2009
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Glen “Big Fat Ass Crying Baby” Davis, has made it public that he intends to someday play in the NFL. Despite being an All-American basketball player in college, and winning a championship with the Boston Celtics, Baby still has a passion for football. But beyond playing pro-sports, Davis has even higher aspirations.

“When I was in high-school, I worked part-time at the Video Stop, and I killed it. I could’ve been store manager, if I had wanted to.”

Glen still carries regrets about his decision to choose basketball over video store management.

“Everytime I go to blockbuster and my lady rents some Ryan Gosling shit, I look at the dude organizing family comedy DVDs, and I think – that could have been me.“

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