Apparently, Some Stuff Happened

As some of you may know, I just got back from a trip to Europe, and apparently something happened in the world of sports. Listed in no particular order: Americans can kick a ball, the Cavs will still lose, Orlando will still lose, the Spurs will still lose, the Rockies will still lose, the Nuggets might actually win again, and tennis is still being played. Boom, caught up.