Anderson Silva Knocks Out Random Stranger Simply By Looking at Her

Anderson Silva proved once again that he is one of the best MMA fighters in the world with a first round knockout over fan favorite, Forrest Griffin, over the weekend. Silva has had a string of impressive knockouts, which continued early this morning in a mall near the suburbs of Los Angeles.

Sherrie Frederikson, 43, of Glendale, CA, dropped to the ground like “a sack of rocks” after Anderson Silva smiled at her and her three young children.

“I don’t think she even knew who he was,” said Monica Jones, a friend who had come with her to buy some back to school jeans from JC Penny. “She said to me, ‘hey, that guy’s sort of cute’, and next thing you know she’s out cold face first on the tile.”

Silva said he meant to give her his, “good morning smile,” but inadvertently flashed his 2nd molar, which has been outlawed in the UFC.

This isn’t the first time Silva has used his amazing talent for knockouts on accident. He knocked out a Subway employee in 2008 by ordering extra ham, and took out a DMV clerk after borrowing a pen.