After the strange and somewhat violent ending to the Denver Nuggets vs. Miami Heat game on November 8, turns out the whole thing was just a big…
In one of the biggest deals in NFL history that will reshape the power rankings in the NFL for years to come, the Denver Broncos have agreed to exchange…
“He told me it was really good. He even compared it to John Ashbery with notes of E.E. Cummings sprinkled in and said he enjoyed both my word choices as…
Lebron James finally revealed his decision in a one hour, douche filled special on ESPN Thursday night. “Ladies and gentlemen, I created this hour-long…
In an eerie Instagram post from beyond the grave, John Madden seemed to announce that he, like the recently un-retired Tom Brady, just wasn’t done with…
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In a stunning press release yesterday afternoon, Mark McGwire finally admitted to inappropriate behavior that most the country already knew was taking…
ARLINGTON, TX — The state of Texas had mixed emotions following last night’s 20-17 overtime defeat of the Dallas Cowboys by Washington. Colt McCoy, who…
The following is a very special editorial from the staff of Sporting Hipster. Following Adrian Peterson’s statement that he never intended to hurt his…
A controversy with wide-ranging implications that could send shockwaves through the world of college sports has surfaced, and the epicenter seems to be…
DENVER, CO — Wes Welker is known for being prone to concussions, but this afternoon that was taken to a whole new level. “I just kept telling myself…
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