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After the strange and somewhat violent ending to the Denver Nuggets vs. Miami Heat game on November 8, turns out the whole thing was just a big…
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In one of the biggest deals in NFL history that will reshape the power rankings in the NFL for years to come, the Denver Broncos have agreed to exchange…
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“He told me it was really good. He even compared it to John Ashbery with notes of E.E. Cummings sprinkled in and said he enjoyed both my word choices as…
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Lebron James finally revealed his decision in a one hour, douche filled special on ESPN Thursday night. “Ladies and gentlemen, I created this hour-long…
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In an eerie Instagram post from beyond the grave, John Madden seemed to announce that he, like the recently un-retired Tom Brady, just wasn’t done with…
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There's a silver lining to everything.
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In a stunning press release yesterday afternoon, Mark McGwire finally admitted to inappropriate behavior that most the country already knew was taking…
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ARLINGTON, TX — The state of Texas had mixed emotions following last night’s 20-17 overtime defeat of the Dallas Cowboys by Washington. Colt McCoy, who…
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The following is a very special editorial from the staff of Sporting Hipster. Following Adrian Peterson’s statement that he never intended to hurt his…
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A controversy with wide-ranging implications that could send shockwaves through the world of college sports has surfaced, and the epicenter seems to be…
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DENVER, CO — Wes Welker is known for being prone to concussions, but this afternoon that was taken to a whole new level. “I just kept telling myself…
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Looks like Weekly World News has scooped us once again:
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