As the yuletide “logs” burn, and you begin to don your hilarious snowman sweater circa 1980s which you bought at Goodwill, there’s only one thing left to complete your holiday scene — the ultimate holiday playlist. Here’s five hip Christmas songs that you simply MUST include for this year’s holiday party:
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I just remembered the the old Disney 3-D movie, Captain Eo exists. God dammit it rules:
After completing an amazing comeback last night against the Jaguars, it seemed as if Peyton Manning couldn’t possibly do more on the field. However, Sporting Hipster has learned that Manning did a whole lot more than just win a football game last night.
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Hipster Watch 2009: Tiger Woods Scandal
Tiger Woods’ image is about to take another major hit. In the wake of a sex scandal and amid reports of a former doctor’s link to performance enhancing drugs, Sporting Hipster has learned that Tiger has several other links to really awful shit.
Continue reading Tiger Woods Linked to Satan, Sarah Palin, God Killing Puppies
There’s nothing hipper than discovering the latest obscure, hilarious (intentionally or otherwsie) website and passing it along to your friends before they have a chance to do it to you. Here’s a rundown of 3 websites that you should be taking credit for finding…
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In a shocking revelation, Tiger Woods today admitted that he does indeed enjoy having sex with ridiculously hot women.
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Following on the heels of the ironic mustache, a new ironic trend is making its way through the hipster ranks across the United States: ironic running shorts.
Continue reading Latest Hipster Trend: Ironic Running Shorts