Vaginas across the nation are applauding the Chicago Bears' history making start in yesterday's NFC Championship contest.

The first ever player entirely made of a human vagina and nothing else started the game.

"What we have here is a significant sign of the progress this league has made in terms of diversity," said Bill Gramatica, who notoriously tore his uterus lining while celebrating a made field goal.

But surprisingly, not all of the vaginas out there are exactly excited about the Bears' move.

"That dude's a fucking pussy," said Christina Martingale, head of the Women's Anti-Defamation League of America.