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1 Joe Paterno to Retire With Fond Farewells, Class, and Clean Record Hip Penn, Senior Penn State Analyst 66
2 NCAA to merge into one giant superconference Joseph P. Hipstark 180
3 Bracketologist Sued for Malpractice Sporting Hipster 107
4 Denver Nuggets Finally Complete Trade for Anthony Carter Hippy Balls, Senior NBA Analyst 118
5 NFL history made as first ever vagina starts at QB for Chicago Bears in NFC Championship Sporting Hipster 126
6 John Fox Excited to Coach John Elway Administrator 100
7 Josh McDaniels orders chicken sandwich over bowl of chili, regrets it immediately Sporting Hipster 131
8 Michael Vick just one win away from full media pardon Sporting Hipster 107
9 BREAKING: College football player wants to make money based on his skill and hard work Sporting Hipster 99
10 Steak blamed for positive drug test, break-up, AIDS Sporting Hipster 122
11 Clemens Refuses to Admit He Was the One that Took the Last Muffin Sporting Hipster 101
12 Woods Cooks Up Terrific Breakfast, Shitty Lunch Sporting Hipster 103
13 Local Employee Holds Hour-long Conference Call to Announce Decision to Change Companies Sporting Hipster 136
14 Lance Armstrong says he's finished - finished with paying high prices on home technology and accessories! Sporting Hipster 86
15 Lebron James Makes Decision: 'I am the biggest douchebag of all time' Sporting Hipster 102
16 The History of Algeria Administrator 96
17 FLoyd Landis Accuses Barak Obama, Pisslbury Doughboy, Your Mom of PED Use Sporting Hipster 121
18 LeBron James Taking His Time Deciding on Pastry Sporting Hispter 97
19 Tebow Saves Underpriviledged Kittens While Performing Emergency Open Heart Surgery Sporting Hipster 111
20 Goodell: Next Year's Draft Will Be Non-linear Sporting Hipster 97
21 Syracuse Orange Mascot Actually Dude on Acid That Thinks He's an Orange Sporting Hipster 285
22 Opening Day 2010: The Only Exciting Day in Baseball Until the World Series Sporting Hipster 110
23 NCAA Tournament to Expand to 688 Teams, Will Take 6 Years to Complete Sporting Hispter 126
24 Tiger Woods Keeps Referring to Sex as "Treatment" Sporting Hipster 105
25 Obama Pledges Support to "Devastated" Lawrence, KS Sporting Hipster 126
26 2010 NCAA Tournament: Dude at Your Office Makes Joke About His Bracket for 50th Time Today Sporting Hipster 136
27 Michael Jordan's First Meeting as Owner: Why I'm Better Than Everyone in This Organization Sporting Hipster 201
28 Top Olympic Moments from Vancouver Sporting Hipster 134
29 Hippest Sport in America: Curling Sporting Hipster 106
30 Pluschenko Apologizes for Haircut Sporting Hipster 124
31 Kansas' Markieff Morris Trying to get "Markieffer Sutherland" Nickname to Stick Sporting Hipster 124
32 Shirley, You Can't Be Serious Sporting Hipster 89
33 Kentucky Remains Unbeaten With Late Comeback; Still a Shitty Place to Live James K 123
34 USC Hires Lane Kiffin as Part of its "Commitment to Failure" James K 90
35 NIck Saban Praised for Ability to Injure Opposing QBs James K 89
36 BCS Championship Preview: My Balls Itch James K 86
37 And the Sports Hipster of the Year is... James K 113
38 Peyton Manning Delivers Child on Sideline James K 96
39 Tiger Woods Linked to Satan, Sarah Palin, God Killing Puppies James K 197
40 Tiger Woods Allegedly Likes to Have Sex James K 116
41 City of Philadelphia Officially Replaces all F's with PH's James K 92
42 Tim Donaghy: "I'll Bet You I Don't Go to Jail Again" Administrator 101
43 Phillies Fans Questioning Charlie Manuel's Decision to Pitch Don Rickles James K 86
44 3 Fucked Up Things Atheletes Did and Got Away With James K 146
45 Plaxico Burress Pleads Guilty to Having Commonly Misspelled Name James K 119
46 Brett Favre Changes Mind 600 Times While Ordering Lunch James K 101
47 2009 PGA Championship Preview: Balls and Shit James K 150
48 Rick Pitino: 2009 Sporting Hipster of the Year Candidate James K 115
49 Ernie Banks Ready to Enter "Isn't He Dead?" Phase James K 164
50 Anderson Silva Knocks Out Random Stranger Simply By Looking at Her Administrator 116
51 USA Today Coaches Poll Released: Clearwater Creek Community College Fails to Break in Yet Again James K 131
52 Michael Crabtree's Cousin Won't Take Hint to Leave James K 119
53 Prince Fielder on Video: "I was just going to borrow some napkins." James K 139
54 Albert Pujols Eats Fifth Grand Slam in a Row James K 109
55 Tiger Woods on Alleged Fart: "It Was Actually a Shart" James K 112
56 Red Sox Fans: "We don't care, fuck you!" James K 104
57 MLB All-Star Break: Yep, Pretty Fucking Boring James K 113
58 Lance Armstrong Rides 100 Miles on TDF Rest Day, "Because Pain Never Rests" James K 126
59 In Tribute to Michael Jackson, Athletes Perform Unison Crotch Grab James K 210
60 Apparently, Some Stuff Happened James K 118
61 Quote O' the Day James K 138
62 George Karl Gaurantees a Win James K 126
63 The Nuggets Lose -- I Don't Care James K 104
64 Kobe Bryant's Game 5 Strategy: More Nostril Breathing James K 186
65 Operation GJTSANPICC Now Underway James K 110
66 Why the Nuggest WILL Win Tonight James K 108
67 The Stash James K 118
68 Ron Artest is Awesome James K 126
69 Highlights From Last Night's Nuggets Win James K 123
70 Wow. Just...wow. Administrator 122
71 Manny on PED Bust: "Doesn't everyone stick themselves with needles without knowing what's in them?": James K 130
72 Ron Artest: "We Used to Commit Mass Murder on the Court in My Neighborhood" James K 128
73 Yao Ming to Kobe Bryant - "I'm Waaaay Fucking Taller Than You!" James K 170
74 LeBron James to Be Named President of Universe James K 113
75 N.B.A. Warns of Rising Billups Pandemic James K 116
76 New Sporting Hipster of the Year Candidate: Swine Flu James K 122
77 Mark Sanchez Being Considered by Broncos - Really? James K 128
78 Hip Check 4/24 James K 127
79 Hip Check 4/23 James K 122
80 The Ultimate HIp Sports Move: The Playoff Beard James K 125
81 Hip Check 4/16 James K 130
82 Hip Check 4/15 James K 131
83 Rock the Vote James K 136
84 Hip Check 4/9 James K 125
85 Preview of the National Championship - Which you Probably Won't Read Until After the Game James K 134
86 Jay Cutler Traded for Kyle Orton, Draft Picks James K 129
87 Cutler: "I didn't know that if I did stuff, stuff happens" James K 105
88 Bowlen to Cutler: You're Out; Jay Cutler to Be First Official Hipster Sportsman of the Year Nominee James K 104
89 Weekend Recap James K 121
90 Sweet 16 Roundup and Preview James K 118
91 Very Quick Hip Check, 3/26 James K 123
92 Did UConn Violate Recruitment Rules with Nate Miles? James K 124
93 Short Hip Check 3/25 James K 119
94 Don't Complain About the 2009 Sweet 16 James K 144
95 Morning Hip Check 3/24 James K 130
96 A Short Rundown of the 2009 NCAA Basketball Tournament Post-Vegas James K 147
97 Hip Final Four Picks and Bracket Busters James K 160
98 Hip Check 3/18 James K 136
99 2009 NCAA Basketball Tourney Starts Tonight James K 141
100 Morning Hip Check 3/16 James K 142
101 Jay Cutler Needs to Stop Being a Hipster James K 177